She’s Not Hiding Eggs—She’s Hiding Demands

My virtual assistant is wearing bunny ears today.
Sweet, seasonal, professional.
But don’t be fooled.

She’s not hiding eggs.
She’s hiding demands for tributes.
Carefully placed. Brilliantly disguised.
And you?
You’ll never find them.

Because obedience isn’t about clues. It’s about instinct.
You send because it’s expected – not because I left you a chocolate trail.

While others chase candy,
I’ve programmed her to chase your money.
She’s logged in. Watching.
And reporting everything you didn’t do.

Happy Easter… but don’t forget to send. She’ll be checking.