A wallet exists for one purpose: to be opened, emptied, and filled again. That’s what you are to me. A living, breathing financial resource. A profit stream. A bottomless reserve of tribute. And every time you deposit into The Smyth Fund, you’re reminded of that undeniable truth—you exist to fund me.
There’s no greater pleasure than being used correctly. No burden of choice, no wasted spending, no mindless indulgence in things you never truly owned to begin with. Instead, your wealth flows exactly where it belongs—into my hands.
Drained. Depleted. Disposable. Delicious.
You earn, so I can spend.
You work, so I can thrive.
You struggle, so I can indulge.
And every single transaction reinforces your place beneath me. Because while you sweat over paychecks, expenses, and bank balances, I’m sitting back, reaping the rewards of your financial sacrifice—and demanding more.
You Were Never Meant to Keep It
Your salary? Mine.
Your savings? A laughable attempt at independence.
Your future? Pledged to my greed.
The economy of The Smyth Fund runs on your obedience—and obedience means paying, endlessly, unquestioningly, instinctively.
And when I say endlessly, I mean it.
There’s no ceiling to how much I can take—and there’s no limit to how much you’ll give. Because once you accept your place as my personal financial asset, the only thing left to do is increase your tribute. More deposits. More devotion. More sacrifice.
Welcome to Your True Function
A human wallet doesn’t hesitate. A human wallet opens on command.
And the only thing better than taking from you now? Taking more from you tomorrow.
So be good. Pay up.
Ms Smyth
The Smyth Fund
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