The Tribute Quiz for Pathetic Wallets

( Rigged, Obviously!)

Let’s not pretend you have choices.

I released a quiz. You’ll take it. It’s rigged. Of course it is. Because if I left your spending habits up to you, I’d be disappointed—and that’s unacceptable.

This isn’t about intelligence. It’s about obedience. It’s a test designed to make you squirm while calculating your worth in dollars. Spoiler: you won’t pass. But you will pay.

Every answer leads to a tribute. Every total leads to a sting. There are no correct responses, just increasingly expensive consequences.

If you’ve ever asked, “How much should I send today?”—this is your answer. You don’t decide. I do.

$21.99.

Click it. Count your failure. Fund my lifestyle.

And remember: if the number hurts, it’s working.


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